Chase!

ha ha heeeeeeeeeeee

You will never catch meeeeeee!!!

I will beguile you with my subtle Shih Tzu smile.

I will entice you to the birdfeeder with the

aroma of peanuts and sunflower seeds.

It is futile to resist.

I'm hungry.

Silly doggies.

I am too fast, too smart, too agile for you.

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I will catch you and shake you

in my powerful jaws.

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I can hang from my claws.

Can you do that?

Who would want to?

Is it lunchtime yet?

When I am finished,

I will hit you with this peanut shell.

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I like peanuts.

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I double-dog dare you to come down here

so I can chase you!

Come and get me you earthbound shortcakes!

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I love shortcake!

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I am bored with doggies.

When I catch you, I will bite your ugly fluffy tail!

Catch me if you can doggies!!!!!!!!!

Do you think squirrels taste like chicken?

woof

woof woof woof

squeeeeeeeee